Sunday, August 24, 2008

Welcome!

Hi there! I have decided to use my vast knowledge and obsession with names to help mankind. I will name your baby.

All you have to do is give me a little information about the type of name you'd like, and please don't be afraid to be too specific. For example, you could say:
girls' names
prefer letters C, E and T
middle name will be Anne
like Irish names, but nothing in the top 100

And I will get to work! I use 4 baby naming sites for research (I told you, it's an obsession) and several dog eared name books and then I weave them all together to come up with the best name lists EVER. And I do it for free. If you really, really, really want to tip me, maybe I'll install a tip jar on the site later, but for now, I have some time to kill.

We just moved to a new town and I'm waiting until I have residency to go back to graduate school for a MA in either English or History or American Studies, if I can find a school that offers that program. I have two boys (they have great names, of course) that are 3 and 15 mos. My husband has offered to impregnate me again but I'm taking a pass on getting knocked up right now. I want to be Pamela Redmond Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz. They are always getting in the papers for their stinkin' ideas on baby names and trends. So, here we go.

2 comments:

cassandra said...

Hey T!

Just thought I'd share my hypothetical unborn next child's name with you: Tallulah Blaze Isaacs. Lulu for short. Said child will be screwed if it is a boy.

Cassandra

Simply Elephant said...

I heart you.

That is all.