Sunday, August 24, 2008


Hi there! I have decided to use my vast knowledge and obsession with names to help mankind. I will name your baby.

All you have to do is give me a little information about the type of name you'd like, and please don't be afraid to be too specific. For example, you could say:
girls' names
prefer letters C, E and T
middle name will be Anne
like Irish names, but nothing in the top 100

And I will get to work! I use 4 baby naming sites for research (I told you, it's an obsession) and several dog eared name books and then I weave them all together to come up with the best name lists EVER. And I do it for free. If you really, really, really want to tip me, maybe I'll install a tip jar on the site later, but for now, I have some time to kill.

We just moved to a new town and I'm waiting until I have residency to go back to graduate school for a MA in either English or History or American Studies, if I can find a school that offers that program. I have two boys (they have great names, of course) that are 3 and 15 mos. My husband has offered to impregnate me again but I'm taking a pass on getting knocked up right now. I want to be Pamela Redmond Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz. They are always getting in the papers for their stinkin' ideas on baby names and trends. So, here we go.


cassandra said...

Hey T!

Just thought I'd share my hypothetical unborn next child's name with you: Tallulah Blaze Isaacs. Lulu for short. Said child will be screwed if it is a boy.


Simply Elephant said...

I heart you.

That is all.